i've had such a bad day today, while shopping in tesco's i nearly got knocked into a freezer, then i got shoved out the way by a little old lady and then i couldn't find my lighter.

 

 

was you looking for your lighter too set her on fire trudes

?

use the cooker to light your fags, just keep your hair away

lmao nah i was walking to my mums from tescos and wanted a cig.

 

the thought of setting fire to the inconsiderate old bag occured to me but not a good idea in a supermarket

i nicked a lighter from mum, she prob has loads anyway

I hate when old people push u around superamrkets thinging they own them

could have sat her on a barbeque and walked away whistling

normally i walk round in a world of my own, but because of my back i was in agony and not at all impressed by being shoved around

were they advertising, one shove at trudes, get another one free

trust my luck to go shopping on shove trudes special offer day

Trudes said:

trust my luck to go shopping on shove trudes special offer day

 

o well least its over n dun with, someone elses next week

might have to go along and give them a shove, get my own back so to speak

u need a trolly dash offer, run em over

Trudes said:

i've had such a bad day today, while shopping in tesco's i nearly got knocked into a freezer, then i got shoved out the way by a little old lady and then i couldn't find my lighter.

 

 

Oh [censored], what a day that must of been. Jesus, get over it.