Maria said:

GKB said:

Maria said:

God - there is [censored] all I can apply for without employers wanteing 2.1 degree crap and C++ stuff.

 

Jobserve is pain in the arse to use !

 

 

Why didnt i go to college and study computer science or sumthing

 

Don't give up missus....I studied physiology at Manchester Uni but I am a senior support analyst now.....nothign at all to do with my degree.......you need to get then employees thinking about your equivalnet skills....

 

I had virtually no computer skills beyond the basic stuff but they employed me because they thought I would be able to learn....fools

 

 

No problems at all....now tell me all the answers to that SoulKeeper game thing or I'll apply for that job you are going for and beat you to it!!

I don tknow mate - i dont play games !

Maria said:

I don tknow mate - i dont play games !

 

Paaaahhh!! A likely story!!

 

You posted it!! Oh well....guess I'll have to dust off the ol' CV if I am applying for that job then....

GKB Ginge has put the answers up in the original thread hon.... in jokes!!

Hers one website you might find useful.....

 

http://www.cvservices.net/gamma/

 

There is a quick link to Cover Letters on the homepage.

miss_diddy said:

GKB Ginge has put the answers up in the original thread hon.... in jokes!!

 

Fanku Miss D

 

How did Ginge do it? I thought he coudln't even get into the right site??

This post is just wrong.

CreamyC said:

This post is just wrong.

 

Whats wrong with it? I thought I was just being helpful...

Maria said:

God - there is [censored] all I can apply for without employers wanteing 2.1 degree crap and C++ stuff.

 

Jobserve is pain in the arse to use !

 

 

Why didnt i go to college and study computer science or sumthing

Try putting something useful (like what you know), in the search engine you dozy bint...

I do.

 

Nothing found.

 

Take a rain check..pal.

No, no, no... You can't put things like 'shearing sheep', 'shagging sheep', etc...

Okay you dodgy bastards, who voted this bastard post a 5 ?

 

Cunts.