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If Britney was taking you out for your first date

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cancel and go out with EmmaBlu as she'd just promised you the time of your life instead?

 

I know who I'd choose.

 

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    neither of them look prticularly good, so i'd spend the night washing my bellend so it didnt smell so bad

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    QUOTE (LazyGunn @ Jul 6 2004, 13:57)
    neither of them look prticularly good, so i'd spend the night washing my bellend so it didnt smell so bad

    It needs dunking in Domestos after it's been up me

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    QUOTE (LazyGunn @ Jul 6 2004, 13:57)
    neither of them look prticularly good, so i'd spend the night washing my bellend so it didnt smell so bad

    It needs dunking in Domestos after it's been up me

    Is that something you want known on a public messageboard?

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    QUOTE (Kev @ Jul 6 2004, 15:10)
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    QUOTE (LazyGunn @ Jul 6 2004, 13:57)
    neither of them look prticularly good, so i'd spend the night washing my bellend so it didnt smell so bad

    It needs dunking in Domestos after it's been up me

    Is that something you want known on a public messageboard?

    Obviously, it stops those sex pest pms she's getting off the likes of Mr Happy and DDT.

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    QUOTE (Kether @ Jul 6 2004, 15:11)
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    QUOTE (LazyGunn @ Jul 6 2004, 13:57)
    neither of them look prticularly good, so i'd spend the night washing my bellend so it didnt smell so bad

    It needs dunking in Domestos after it's been up me

    Is that something you want known on a public messageboard?

    Obviously, it stops those sex pest pms she's getting off the likes of Mr Happy and DDT.

    Fair play.

     

    But then theres surely better reasons to divert those pervs? For instance, if say a nice non-perverted bloke was to ever join here (unlikely as that may be) she would've probably blown up all chances of her ever losing her virginity.

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    QUOTE (Kev @ Jul 6 2004, 15:20)
    QUOTE (Kether @ Jul 6 2004, 15:11)
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    QUOTE (LazyGunn @ Jul 6 2004, 13:57)
    neither of them look prticularly good, so i'd spend the night washing my bellend so it didnt smell so bad

    It needs dunking in Domestos after it's been up me

    Is that something you want known on a public messageboard?

    Obviously, it stops those sex pest pms she's getting off the likes of Mr Happy and DDT.

    Fair play.

     

    But then theres surely better reasons to divert those pervs? For instance, if say a nice non-perverted bloke was to ever join here (unlikely as that may be) she would've probably blown up all chances of her ever losing her virginity.

    what?

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    QUOTE (Kev @ Jul 6 2004, 15:20)
    QUOTE (Kether @ Jul 6 2004, 15:11)
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    QUOTE (LazyGunn @ Jul 6 2004, 13:57)
    neither of them look prticularly good, so i'd spend the night washing my bellend so it didnt smell so bad

    It needs dunking in Domestos after it's been up me

    Is that something you want known on a public messageboard?

    Obviously, it stops those sex pest pms she's getting off the likes of Mr Happy and DDT.

    Fair play.

     

    But then theres surely better reasons to divert those pervs? For instance, if say a nice non-perverted bloke was to ever join here (unlikely as that may be) she would've probably blown up all chances of her ever losing her virginity.

    See above.

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    QUOTE (Kether @ Jul 6 2004, 15:11)
    QUOTE (Kev @ Jul 6 2004, 15:10)
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    QUOTE (LazyGunn @ Jul 6 2004, 13:57)
    neither of them look prticularly good, so i'd spend the night washing my bellend so it didnt smell so bad

    It needs dunking in Domestos after it's been up me

    Is that something you want known on a public messageboard?

    Obviously, it stops those sex pest pms she's getting off the likes of Mr Happy and DDT.

    personally i find it a turn on wub.gif

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    Sorry miss blu, but i'd opt for spears!

     

    I'd then proceed to try and nail her so hard up her ass, she would shit like a horse for a week!

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    Lazy Gunn is Dissolved Girl's rather stupid looking boyfriend to save further confusion.

     

    Anyhow, who would ever turn down Spear's open legs? I'd bash her box in so hard.

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    QUOTE (Bushy @ Jul 6 2004, 19:26)

    I'd then proceed to try and nail her so hard up her ass, she would shit like a horse for a week!

    i think i love you blushing.gif

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    Have you seen a recent photo of Britters? She's looking pretty rough to be honest. She's let herself go bigtime

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    There is a piccie in the sun of britney... and she has cellulite!!!! thumbsup.gif

     

    Ha ha ha! (this makes me feel good cos she's so fecking pretty)

     

    Low, i know... rolleyes.gif

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    QUOTE (Steph @ Jul 7 2004, 09:57)
    There is a piccie in the sun of britney... and she has cellulite!!!! thumbsup.gif

    Ha ha ha! (this makes me feel good cos she's so fecking pretty)

    Low, i know... rolleyes.gif

    aww poor brittney

     

    Most people have their bad pictures

     

    I have p;enty where I don't look as good as kate moss wud!

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