always put the toilet seat down after you have used it

Never test the depth of the water with both feet...

 

Never make trude's a coff, when u get it to her it will be stone cold

the grass is always greener when you remember to water it....

Drugs are bad so don't do them

DevilishAngelJodie said:

Never make trude's a coff, when u get it to her it will be stone cold

 

not if u wait til u get to my house to make it it wont

Never answer Leedzlad, phil raa and elemantal when they ask if they are sexy

Trudes said:

DevilishAngelJodie said:

Never make trude's a coff, when u get it to her it will be stone cold

 

not if u wait til u get to my house to make it it wont

phil will do it, he is wlaking to leeds to bring me a yogurt

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether...

Never belief a man when he says he is big

you do not need a parachute to skydive. you only need a parachute to skydive twice...

don't be confused by the way you look, it's what the insde is

If life's a piece of [censored] when you look at it

When you come to a fork in the road, take it...

he wants my arse