Life's a bitch and then you die so [censored] them all and let's get high

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight...

Msn is for chatting not for sex

there are many good reasons for drinking and one has just entered my head, if a fella can't drink when he's living how the hell can he drink when he's dead?

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups... (IE this post )

sex is what u make it

If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else...

a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads to a suck a suck leads to a lick and a lick leads to a [censored] come over here and give me a god dam hug

he loves ciggy smoke its the best smell in the world ever

brb i need a toilet break

he wants to try grannie sex, trannie sex n gay sex

Bite the wax tadpole...

They X-Rayed my head and found nothing...

There is no spoon...

Phil is not random as me in mark