Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose...

To love from inside

to stop posting about it ihm

 

it's not big and it's not clever

Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl

Ti always be nice and polite so go and [censored] u misses

That if you use a dyson hoover to suck ya self of then u can watch the [censored] fly round becuase it is bagless

The hardest job of all is trying to look busy when you're not.

Hows does a man who drives a snow plough get to work in the morning?

Never underestimate the power of a lemming

To err is human...to completely [censored] up all together requires a macintosh.

Jodie, never rate your own posts and never claim to be really really really random.

Sorry creamyc