How to spot a RAVER

 

 

 

Ravers can perfectly understand and have amazing conversations with anyone under the age of ten.

 

 

Ravers know where all the best toy stores are.

 

 

Ravers get the most mileage out of their shoes. The toes and heels always curl up because they're so worn down.

 

 

Ravers always wish the dj would spin that OC Transpotting track that they keep hearing on the bus ride home.

 

 

Ravers are the only people who don't have their age calculated in months, yet still wear and use pacifiers.

 

 

Ravers always consider every new place they go to as a possible location for a party.

 

 

Ravers hug EVERYONE.

 

 

Ravers can DANCE.

 

 

Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor.

 

 

Ravers understand the art of the bathroom conversation.

 

 

Ravers choose their clothes by texture, colour, and size.

 

 

Ravers love homemade clothes because they've seen the price tag on a pair of Lithiums.

 

 

Ravers get the most enjoyment out of gino/guit stories.

 

 

Ravers always order water when they go out to clubs.

 

 

Ravers realize that "Evian" spells "naivE" backwards.

 

 

Ravers notice that the doors near the Mackenzie King Bridge have an "e" on the handle.

 

 

Ravers always know the most likely spot to find other ravers within a one-hundred foot radius.

 

 

Ravers don't bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are always already there.

 

 

Ravers don't say "Nice shoes, wanna Screw?"

 

 

Ravers give the best hugs and massages.

 

 

Ravers have a one track mind. It goes "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump".

 

 

Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life.

 

 

Ravers helped Adidas through the "lean" years.

 

 

Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks.

 

 

Ravers know how to SMILE.

 

 

Ravers always choose "e" on multiple choice questions.

 

 

Ravers are good at playing "guess what he's on".

 

 

Ravers will say "hi" to those people they don't know, yet always see on the bus.

 

 

Ravers can't watch Electric Circus without it being muted.

 

 

Ravers define the style of music they listen to as "good".

 

 

Ravers know what to do with a dead glowstick!

 

ravers write [censored] posts?

Edited October 20, 200321 yr by jon_m

I swear i've met u b4....

possibly - u may have been lucky enough i guess!

hmmmm..

 

u know anyone from the bm board....

dunno - maybe never been on there

B_Racer said:

Ravers can DANCE.

 

Bollocks.

Ravers always consider every new place they go to as a possible location for a party.

 

True.

B_Racer said:

How to spot a RAVER

 

 

 

Ravers can perfectly understand and have amazing conversations with anyone under the age of ten.

 

 

Ravers know where all the best toy stores are.

 

 

Ravers get the most mileage out of their shoes. The toes and heels always curl up because they're so worn down.

 

 

Ravers always wish the dj would spin that OC Transpotting track that they keep hearing on the bus ride home.

 

 

Ravers are the only people who don't have their age calculated in months, yet still wear and use pacifiers.

 

 

Ravers always consider every new place they go to as a possible location for a party.

 

 

Ravers hug EVERYONE.

 

 

Ravers can DANCE.

 

 

Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor.

 

 

Ravers understand the art of the bathroom conversation.

 

 

Ravers choose their clothes by texture, colour, and size.

 

 

Ravers love homemade clothes because they've seen the price tag on a pair of Lithiums.

 

 

Ravers get the most enjoyment out of gino/guit stories.

 

 

Ravers always order water when they go out to clubs.

 

 

Ravers realize that "Evian" spells "naivE" backwards.

 

 

Ravers notice that the doors near the Mackenzie King Bridge have an "e" on the handle.

 

 

Ravers always know the most likely spot to find other ravers within a one-hundred foot radius.

 

 

Ravers don't bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are always already there.

 

 

Ravers don't say "Nice shoes, wanna Screw?"

 

 

Ravers give the best hugs and massages.

 

 

Ravers have a one track mind. It goes "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump".

 

 

Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life.

 

 

Ravers helped Adidas through the "lean" years.

 

 

Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks.

 

 

Ravers know how to SMILE.

 

 

Ravers always choose "e" on multiple choice questions.

 

 

Ravers are good at playing "guess what he's on".

 

 

Ravers will say "hi" to those people they don't know, yet always see on the bus.

 

 

Ravers can't watch Electric Circus without it being muted.

 

 

Ravers define the style of music they listen to as "good".

 

 

Ravers know what to do with a dead glowstick!

 

Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks.

 

Also true...well it is for me anyway.

_Ginge_ said:

Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks.

 

Also true...well it is for me anyway.

 

ditto, but then half my fav tunes dont actually have names

FredTheBaddie said:

B_Racer said:

Ravers can DANCE.

 

Bollocks.

 

agreed with ftb

B_Racer said:

hmmmm..

 

u know anyone from the bm board....

 

aye mate, Jon's a mate of mine - he came down to the sept Incision

Zen_Master said:

B_Racer said:

hmmmm..

 

u know anyone from the bm board....

 

aye mate, Jon's a mate of mine - he came down to the sept Incision

whats the bm board? im confused have i met this person then matt?

tis Biscuitmonsters.com matey- u may have seen him wandering about @ incision if he was there!