I'll start ...

 

 

what the [censored] is that james? lol

 

best i can come up with is a selection of didgeridoos!

 

they look like dodgy smoking pipes or walking sticks

i know, the aussie bloke i shared with in london taught me how to play a didgeridoo, i'll have to do it next time we are out! lol

 

oh and i found a 'Noseflute'

 

how about a Jaw Harp....

CLASSIC

 

you win

i dont think mine come anywhere close to your contraption there matey, what the [censored] is it anyway?

 

have you [censored] in the bath phil and rearranged it to make it look like an instrument?

No, it's his lower intestine.

it looks rather ill!

it's called a serpant.

 

you're both crap really arent u?

does it get any weirder than this:

 

 

wait, i believe roy castle could play anything, including this:

 

 

alasdair