But he doesn't come on here,

 

 

 

 

The things you remember

 

fookin wicked nice 1 dawn!!

I'll make sure he sees this!

I'm just glad I didn't see it

 

Freaks the lot of ya

thought u had lost the plot then dawn

"It's a haaaaaaandbag!!"

xpaulax said:

thought u had lost the plot then dawn

 

me

Maria said:

"It's a haaaaaaandbag!!"

 

Freaks I tell you Freaks

I would have had to go over to this lady and double check it for myself. As in, take the actual bag out of her hand and examine it under a telescope or sumthing.

 

Im well warped, me.

Well if you had been there, at least we'd have known what it was ... poor woman

 

 

 

You ought to have seen them trying to take a picture of the cabbage

 

 

its rich, on his patch

xpaulax said:

its rich, on his patch

 

PMSL ha ha Baz

Just for those that don't know the story...

 

We were sitting on the train in London when Baz points out that there's a woman behind me holding a cabbage in her hand. I look, and sure enough there's this woman asleep holding a cabbage. I piss myself.

 

Baz then points it out to Phil B, who looks and pisses himself. As does everyone that looks. I get my camera out and try to take a photo, but she wakes up... We're trying to get a photo without her noticing (and preferably asleep) but can't.

 

Anyway, it comes to our stop and we need to get off. I'm hoping for one last attempt to snap her. But it's her stop too. She gets up, and the cabbage is actually a Marks and Spencer carrier bag...