QUOTE (Jay @ Jul 8 2004, 14:39)

QUOTE (Kev @ Jul 8 2004, 14:34) QUOTE (GKB @ Jul 8 2004, 14:30) Right then.....I need to make some money and fast... I am far too ugly to sell my body and too unhealthly to sell any organs....a life of crime would be nice but I am too lazy to do anything that involves any sort of physical exertion like robbing banks or trains.... I was considering some sort of mail fraud.....nice and easy with only envelopes to deal with.... Ideas on a postcard please  Work for BT. They're easy to scam money from.   I earnt shitloads.   but you had to pay it back kev. and you lost your job. :/ hahaha

QUOTE (Maria @ Jul 8 2004, 16:45)

Well then ! You should be raking it in any time soon my boy !

You can have a months free subscription for coming up with the idea if you like??

Nice one.

 

I can teach you the porn language if you like ?

QUOTE (Maria @ Jul 8 2004, 16:51)

Nice one. I can teach you the porn language if you like ?

Sounds good......when shall we begin lessons?

When are you setting up ?

Once I can speak the language like a native....

 

So I guess its up to you Miss Teacher

QUOTE (Maria @ Jul 8 2004, 17:08)

You can't be blushing!!....you're the one who is s'posed to be teaching me filth!!

Would you like me to write you up a manual ?

Yes please...especially if it has pictures!!

Mass an army, invade a small country/island. Once conquered, tax your minions heavily and sell the lands resources for profit. All done from a throne somewhere.

 

Fool proof.

Speaking from experience eh Alex ?

 

QUOTE (Alex @ Jul 8 2004, 17:20)

Mass an army, invade a small country/island. Once conquered, tax your minions heavily and sell the lands resources for profit. All done from a throne somewhere. Fool proof.

If I can combine that with the porn line thing it can only be a win-win situation!!

QUOTE (Maria @ Jul 8 2004, 17:21)

Speaking from experience eh Alex ?

No, unfortunately. But my good pal G W Bush was telling me about it.

put up a load of fcuking useless stuff for sale on ebay, available to buy anywhere in the world.

 

ppl will buy it

 

like....used lolly sticks from club nights