david25 said:

Hang on a tick, no-one mentioned Time... we need to discuss this. I will be old enough to be the father of most of them in there

 

Nobby said you would be up for anything. So, ya know...where the [censored] else is there to go ?

 

Answer : NOWHERE !

 

Im just going to have to be brave and just accept we are going there :$

How much is it to get in? I havee 3 mouths to feed!

 

What about Escape?

It's 14 hookers to get in and the bar is all yours.

 

Escape - hmm don;t think I would be in the mood for that

Ah well tis your night

 

There must be something better than Time though.

 

I'm begging you

Like what ?

 

hmm The Palace - errrrrm naaaah

 

Escape - Don;t think I will be up for that amongst all the sweaty "loved up" pikeys

 

Flares ? - hahaha NO !

 

What about old uropa ? ermmmm as if.

 

So..where else is there to go !

 

Swansea is SHITE.

Loved up pikeys are fun. Besides I might pull if that lass is there again haha.

 

Pfft, I dunno why I'm trying I know what you're going to say.

 

There are some other places tucked away.

david25 said:

Besides I might pull if that lass is there again haha.

 

I thought the lass you said you eyed up was in the gym in work ?

 

I have decided that ity is going to be Time. Nobby wants to and Donna and Mark have agreed too !

 

U not going to attend my send off then ?

Don't be daft

Time it is then !

 

See, I knew I would make you see sense. Just make sure you got your funky treswers on and some dancing shoes. Oh, and make sure you eat a nice meal before you leave your beloved wife and child, because your guna be walking back in that house stumbling through the door.

 

It's all about drinking as much as you can leaving me the last one standing.

 

*smackdowns it*

 

I just realise I don't have any 'shoes' at all

Hang on, it's Friday. You can pass with trainers. (I think).

 

Pikey

david25 said:

Close but no cigar.

 

Thats just [censored].