It's always slightly embarrassing when you use the toilet at work or at somebody's house, but you have to flush a second time to get rid of it all.

 

And you know for a fact that both flushes could be heard by people nearby. Oh, the joy of avoiding eye-contact as you return to your desk.

 

Anyway, lucky there was some air-freshener.

this is the worst

 

i empathise with you hehe

Other nightmare scenarios:

 

* running out of loo-roll;

* going for 4 or 5 dumps in a relatively short space of time (& everyone knows it was a number two!)

* letting rip a sonic-boom of a ringpiece-ripper that you KNOW can be heard in the next room;

* scatter-painting the entire inside of the bowl, such that it takes several minutes to systematically scrub it clean;

* dreadnoughts that just won't go away, and there's no bog-brush!

* an absolute stinker, and there's no air-freshener!

 

The thing about going for a dump is, you just have to tell yourself, everyone has to do it!! I don't know why people should be so embarrassed about it. But I am, unless I'm in the company of mates.

The worst is having a wank in the work bogs and getting a bit on your shirt or blazer.

 

It's nearly as embarrassing as trying to explain to your colleagues that it's just toothpaste on your clothes.

Somehow it seems worse if it really IS toothpaste, but you know damn well what it looks like!

QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Jul 9 2004, 12:02)

Somehow it seems worse if it really IS toothpaste, but you know damn well what it looks like!

That's what I just said didn't I?

Uh, I see what you meant now. What you said was slightly ambiguous.

QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Jul 9 2004, 12:06)

Uh, I see what you meant now. What you said was slightly ambiguous.

I do it on purpose, it gives my threads/posts added depth and makes me seem more enigmatic.

The worst is doing a shit that does not flush. Some peoples toilets are really shittly designed, they can't flush my big LTM poo logs.

QUOTE (Kether @ Jul 9 2004, 12:11)

QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Jul 9 2004, 12:06) Uh, I see what you meant now. What you said was slightly ambiguous.   I do it on purpose, it gives my threads/posts added depth and makes me seem more enigmatic. lol   you tit.

I worked out the prime time for taking a dump at work - 10.50

 

that way everyone is at coffee break, and you miss the rush for the bog at 10.30 and 11.00

 

well it works for me anyway

I love taking a dump. And im not shy about it @ work.

 

Ill pick up the newspaper and tell everyone ill be back in a bit.

I didn't lock the loo door properly when I started a new job once, and my colleague burst in on me poised about to wipe my arse with a large wad of paper, it was quite embarrassing

QUOTE (dissolved girl @ Jul 9 2004, 14:51)

I didn't lock the loo door properly when I started a new job once, and my colleague burst in on me poised about to wipe my arse with a large wad of paper, it was quite embarrassing

oops that was me

QUOTE (dissolved girl @ Jul 9 2004, 14:51)

my colleague burst in on me poised about to wipe my arse with a large wad of paper

Your colleague was poised ready to wipe your arse?