The Italian says,

 

 

 

"When I have a-finished makina love with my

girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of

her knees. She floatsa 6

inches abova da bed in ecstasy".

 

 

The Frenchman replies,

 

 

"Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love

with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body

and zen Ah lick ze soles of her feet with mah tongue

and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure

ecstasy".

 

 

The Irishman says,

 

"Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished sh*ggin'me bord, I

get out of da bed walk over to d'window and wipe me

knob on da curtain. She hits da fockin' roof.

 

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