just broke my nutcracker trying to crack an almond!!!!!!!

 

why do they put them in mixed nuts when you cant bloody get into them!

 

use them as door stops?

 

you shoulda give away t all the trick or treaters last night too!!

pelt them at there heads

nuts are gttin strong nowadayz...

 

nutcracker just canna cope....

 

i've heard on the grapevine that nutcracker across the country are goin on strike...

Luu Luu, please, please stop these posts, they are just too much.

i was bored.......and missing your charm and quick wit

luu_luu said:

i was bored.......and missing your charm and quick wit

 

I spotted 4 posts yesterday / this morning ALL on not being tired / cant sleep / nigthmares etc etc. I dont get on much at the weekends so when I log on on a Sunday there are over 700 outstanding posts alone to read - 600 of them are from you. Who has offered you commission ?

no one, but it would be gratefully accepted

 

was trying to get the anons to post but they wasnt having any of it