i need a girl friend and i am getting a bit desprate

well go out and strutt ur stuff, and get one pulled

if u think like that, you'll never find one!

 

just enjoy being you, one will come along when the time is right.

Nice one.

Elevation said:

i need a girl friend and i am getting a bit desprate

 

Just have a wank, if you sit on your hand for ten minutes, it goes numb, and then it feels like someone else is doing it! lol

chickadee said:

if u think like that, you'll never find one!

 

just enjoy being you, one will come along when the time is right.

 

too right....

 

i went through my "desperate" stage a few months back (as most of CTW will agree with ) and bukey gave me a talking too and within a few weeks of giving up looking i was with phil.

 

sometimes you can try too hard, just chill out and take one day at a time, you never know whats round the corner.

 

good look matey

chickadee said:

just enjoy being you, one will come along when the time is right.

 

Elevation said:

i need a girl friend and i am getting a bit desprate

 

Before getting a girlfriend, heres a few words of advice from yours truly.

 

1. Get a life first

 

2. Dont broadcast your desperation

 

3. Make sure you have money

 

4. Dont even bother trying it with any CTW Girls.

 

And failing any of these, a real act of desperation takes me to point 5 ...

 

Have good continuous wanks.

CreamyC said:

Elevation said:

i need a girl friend and i am getting a bit desprate

 

Before getting a girlfriend, heres a few words of advice from yours truly.

 

1. Get a life first

 

2. Dont broadcast your desperation

 

3. Make sure you have money

 

4. Dont even bother trying it with any CTW Girls.

 

And failing any of these, a real act of desperation takes me to point 5 ...

 

Have good continuous wanks.

 

You'll meet someone when yah least expect it!

wot a load of old poo

Mr sensitivity

wot a load of old poo.

CreamyC said:

Elevation said:

i need a girl friend and i am getting a bit desprate

3. Make sure you have money

 

3. a. Mail order brides.

my great uncle has a mail order bride.......she was 21 and he was 82........ sick

 

(desperation runs in our family )