What makes 100%?

 

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

 

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

 

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over

100%.

 

How about achieving 103%?

 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:

 

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented

as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then:

 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

 

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

and,

 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

 

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

But,

 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

 

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

...And,

 

B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T

 

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:

 

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

 

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

 

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

 

While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will

get you there, Bullsh*t and Ass kissing will put you over the top!

 

what? do shut up!! u come out with some right shite you do!

Mad_Clubber said:

What makes 100%?

 

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

 

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

 

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over

100%.

 

How about achieving 103%?

 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:

 

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented

as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then:

 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

 

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

and,

 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

 

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

But,

 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

 

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

...And,

 

B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T

 

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:

 

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

 

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

 

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

 

While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will

get you there, Bullsh*t and Ass kissing will put you over the top!

 

I agree.

jon_m said:

what? do shut up!! u come out with some right shite you do!

 

So does 99% of everybody else around here!

Might just interest somebody though so Shut it muppet!

i found it interesting !

 

It was funny to people with a sense of humour!

 

Could

 

"jon_m

King of controversy"

 

be changed to

 

"jon_m

controvertial cunt"?????

 

jon_m said:

what? do shut up!! u come out with some right shite you do!

 

dizzy said:

 

 

"jon_m

controvertial cunt"?????

 

Dont be rude.

And how about

 

"CreamyC

ClubTheWorld Event fucker-upper"?!

 

Makes sense to me

 

The post that is

 

 

Ekk had to edit that one really didn't i

Edited November 3, 200321 yr by Dawn

dizzy said:

And how about

 

"CreamyC

ClubTheWorld Event fucker-upper"?!

 

Well funny, I'm gonna change your title.

Haha...this should be good.

I thought it was good!

fukin quality my dad'll like this...