For my birthday present I would like:

1. Aston Martin DB7 in Racing Green
2. A whole roast chicken
3. The entire back catalogue of Simon & Garfunkel on Laser Disc
4. 4.89 metric tons of Maynards Sours Wine Gums
5. A new handle for my teapot

I leave it up to your discretion as to what you choose to purchase for this momentous occassion, but I would like to point you in the direction of the chicken if you wish to keep me happy.....

I thank you in advance and look forward to my present with the uttermost eagerness and anticipation.

I can help out with the Chicken, but I'm unsure on precise cooking times.

Thanks James i might take you up on your offer there. He can cook the chicken himself.

rachel said:

Thanks James i might take you up on your offer there. He can cook the chicken himself.

 

He?? He?? I am here woman!!

 

Thank you James for the kindly offer of the chicken, you could get me the Aston Martin instead if you like as I know 'she' really wants to get me the chicken

How about some roast potatoes instead, much much tastier

rachel said:

How about some roast potatoes instead, much much tastier

 

Potatoes are not on the list Missy

I don't care, potatoes are nicer. You bring the chicken, i'll bring the spuds!!

I am not buying the chicken!!!!

 

Its my birthday!!! (and I'll cry if I want to )

 

Ok i'll buy you a roast chicken for your birthday.

 

IF you let me have the Aston Martin.

rachel said:

Ok i'll buy you a roast chicken for your birthday.

 

IF you let me have the Aston Martin.

 

I'll let you come for a ride in it but you can't have it....

 

Deal?

erm.......ok but it has to be a very long ride. And i go in the car before you get your roast chicken.

How long are we talking?? The Aston Martin DB7 is renowned for guzzling the juice you know.....

 

And I don't want the chcicken in the car....in case you get grease on the leather finish.....

Edited November 4, 200321 yr by GKB

Maybe an hour? Thats probably as much as i could stand being in a car with you.

 

What do i care about how much petrol it uses, its your car i'm just providing the chicken.

Well you can take your chicken and catch the bus then if you are going to be like that!!

Ok, but you want the chicken more than i want to go in the car.