[censored] off don't take the piss, you know what'll happen.

 

Yes thats what i meant, well are they?

who wud win in a fight to the death a small (midget sized) monkey with a short blade versus a midget with a samuri sword in a steal cage?

 

baring in mind that the monkey has had a years training in which he has been presented with midget dummys in his cage and when he attacks it he is rewarded with a treat.

SexyNic said:

I would just like to announce to the world my allegiance to the monkey mafia.

 

Although I cannot be there in person, rest assured i will be there in spirit.

 

 

lol nice one nic! u will be missed

jon_m said:

who wud win in a fight to the death a small (midget sized) monkey with a short blade versus a midget with a samuri sword in a steal cage?

 

baring in mind that the monkey has had a years training in which he has been presented with midget dummys in his cage and when he attacks it he is rewarded with a treat.

 

I'd say the monkey.....

hmmm... surely the midget is a more rational attacker though? choosing his moment then go for kill where as monkey would be just raw aggression?

rachel said:

[censored] off don't take the piss, you know what'll happen.

 

Yes thats what i meant, well are they?

 

Depends what type of monkey we are talking about.....give me a species of ape or monkey and I will tell you

 

No contest...the monkey will kick ass

GKB said:

rachel said:

[censored] off don't take the piss, you know what'll happen.

 

Yes thats what i meant, well are they?

 

Depends what type of monkey we are talking about.....give me a species of ape or monkey and I will tell you

 

 

Forget it. Hope you & all your monkey's choke on your banana's

rachel said:

GKB said:

rachel said:

[censored] off don't take the piss, you know what'll happen.

 

Yes thats what i meant, well are they?

 

Depends what type of monkey we are talking about.....give me a species of ape or monkey and I will tell you

 

 

Forget it. Hope you & all your monkey's choke on your banana's

 

fnar fnar

jon_m said:

hmmm... surely the midget is a more rational attacker though? choosing his moment then go for kill where as monkey would be just raw aggression?

 

Good point well made....but I'd still say the monkey...

 

 

rachel said:

GKB said:

rachel said:

[censored] off don't take the piss, you know what'll happen.

 

Yes thats what i meant, well are they?

 

Depends what type of monkey we are talking about.....give me a species of ape or monkey and I will tell you

 

 

Forget it. Hope you & all your monkey's choke on your banana's

 

Nice....

im thinkin of genuinely setting up this fight by the way .. me and my mates ahve many an in depth discussion about it

 

we could run a book and who knows one day even make it an olympic sport

Sounds good to me.......what type of monkey are you thinking of using??

GKB said:

Sounds good to me.......what type of monkey are you thinking of using??

 

my mate told me the type of monkey but i cant remember!! theyre only small midget sized? was it a gibbon monkey?

I thought a gibbon was a big monkey.....

 

I reckon it'll be a gibbous monkey (what with me being a monkey expert and all )