Woman are you preggers??????????????????????????????

 

 

All your post this week have ben in ref to food..... Muller rice, dairylee dunkers, cuppa soups etc!!!! ARE YOU CRAVING??????????????

Carefull, James might die of a heart attack at his work desk.

 

But for the record - nay I aint !

 

I need a job

 

I really need a [censored] job

keep the eating up & you can get a job no probs modeling for the larger ladies sect of freemans catalogue

hahahaha noway am I modelling with Lisa Riley

mind you chick, I could join ya... Ive got a right bulge coming!!! BLOATER!!!!

Have sex and burn it off.

 

I dont do that though, I just run up and down the stairs and use my tummy tucker

Been getting plenty of sex honey, but yes time for me tummy cruncher I think, was 8stone 2 when I weighed myself

That's a fine weight

 

I ain weighed myself in a while. I needs to

Cool running green blobs in your sig Maria, are they in pet stores yet?

Yes.

 

Although they escaped looking stupidly happy !

get to the gym you lazy gits!

Maria said:

Yes.

 

Although they escaped looking stupidly happy !

 

Awww... bless em and there slack jawed glee!!

DJ_Elemental said:

get to the gym you lazy gits!

Get a face lift. Ugly.

 

Jack - I don;t know what happend.

 

Im guessing they have lock jaw, or maybe they seen all the meat creamy carries from the neck down, in the distance !

 

Maria said:

Get a face lift. Ugly.

 

Jack - I don;t know what happend.

 

 

least i dont have to go to do it all to get a make over!

Lisa Riley