...and im pissed as a rat!

 

Cherie Blair is visiting our law school this morning and ive been chosen (Lord knows why!) to meet and greet her and help to show her round etc etc. Ive been really looking forward to it, but then...

 

last night my flatmates and i found 4 pages of drinks tokens, such as double vodka and coke for 70p, and they expired today! So we had no choice but to use these tokens. I had my last vodka at 3.30 am and woke up just before. Im blatantly still pissed.

 

wish me luck!

 

 

good luck

 

whatever u do, don't ask her to sing a song !

it's gettin hot in here......

 

have fun 2nite!

It will just be like her hubby then (ban this ban that)

i think u shouod go to shake her hand and blow a rasberri at her

Say to her...

 

"Oh... I know who you are. You're that woman off the TV aren't you? The one in that stand-up comedy show.... Through the cakehole or summat? Ah! Jo Brand. That's right, isn't it?!"

 

And let us know what she says in return!

i think she's great!

 

she's also very late...which is why im still on here and not showing her round yet.

i rekon she will send a look alike in her place....or maybe even toni will turn up in a wig

looks like she's gonna have to! she's still not here, she's over an hour late and im sittin here all suited and booted!

 

i could have slept the vodka off a bit more if id known she's be this late!

she's comin at 11.45...finally!

 

could have washed the smirnoff outta my hair if i knew she'd be this long!

So............. How did it go???

*silence*

 

hahahahaha. Quality

She's probably been arrested for being drunk in charge of a PM's wife.