get 'cunt' shaved in it.

 

the only other alternative is a mullet.

easy easy answer mate. get a wig. i am planning on getting a variety of wigs for my scalp as my normal hair is crap in a wavy, curly, frizzy, grey in all the wrong places kind of crap way.

 

i reckon i can get some cheap mullet wigs from oxfam and blend in with the funky people.