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2 sperm have just been ejaculated with millions of their brethen...

 

1st Sperm: "How long till we reach the ovaries then?"

 

2nd Sperm: "Quite a while. We haven't even passed the tonsils yet"

 

I am sorry cry.gif......its my birthday and I have been for an extended lunch break to the pub drunk.gif

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    SexyNic said:

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    Yeah I know........I wish I hadn't bothered now.....

     

    I am getting on a bit you know so I can't keep up with all the new-fangled comedy routines and stuff.....

     

    And anyway, I'd like to see you do better Dwarfie!! wink.gif

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    And anyway, I'd like to see you do better Dwarfie!! wink.gif

     

    why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

     

    why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first monkey.

     

    why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.

     

    oh dear, on the strength of that evidence I think you win best joke hands-down! laugh.gif

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    SexyNic said:

    And anyway, I'd like to see you do better Dwarfie!! wink.gif

     

    why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

     

    why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first monkey.

     

    why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.

     

    oh dear, on the strength of that evidence I think you win best joke hands-down! laugh.gif

     

    Be honest now young lady.........did you just make that joke up yourself?? scratchchin.gifdisappointed.gif

     

     

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    SexyNic said:

    No, honestly! some friends told it to me and it's the only "joke" that i can ever remember. Why, were you impressed??? lol.gif

     

    Errrrr.....impressed was not the first word that sprang to my mind I must say undecided.gifwink.gif

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    GKB said:

    2 sperm have just been ejaculated with millions of their brethen...

     

    1st Sperm: "How long till we reach the ovaries then?"

     

    2nd Sperm: "Quite a while. We haven't even passed the tonsils yet"

     

    I am sorry cry.gif......its my birthday and I have been for an extended lunch break to the pub drunk.gif

     

    Im sorry but it may well be ur birthday but theres just no excuse for tripe like that!! shake.gifdrunk.gifdrunk.gifgroovy.gif

    If i should die this very moment,
    I wouldn't fear,
    For i have known completeness like being here.
    Wrapped in the warmth of you,
    Loving every breath of you,
    Still my heart this moment or it might burst,
    Can we stay right here,
    Untill the end of time,
    Till the seas stop churning,
    Wanna love you till the seas run dry.
    Cos Ive found the one i am searching for...........the one.

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    SexyNic said:

    Too right Ruth! First this beard nonsense, now the shite jokes...is this what 26 does to you GKB? evil_laugh.gifevil_laugh.gif

     

    laugh.gif must be..although i cant remember any jokes so im not much better blush.gif but then im 28 next year!!! paranoid.gif

     

    must be old fart syndrome batty.gif

    If i should die this very moment,
    I wouldn't fear,
    For i have known completeness like being here.
    Wrapped in the warmth of you,
    Loving every breath of you,
    Still my heart this moment or it might burst,
    Can we stay right here,
    Untill the end of time,
    Till the seas stop churning,
    Wanna love you till the seas run dry.
    Cos Ive found the one i am searching for...........the one.

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