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can we make up a story? - cause like.. well wtf innit shrug.gif

 

just finish off what i put - then you leave the end of your bit so someone else can add on to it etc etc.

 

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Once apon a time there was a guy who

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    a bloke called Mark was on his way to Smile...

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    a bloke called Mark was on his way to Smile...

     

    when he missed it partway and frowned instead...

    I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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    a bloke called Mark was on his way to Smile...

     

    when he missed it partway and frowned instead...

     

    he thought "well fuckary!" what am i going to do now? being the very smart boy that he is he decides to jump the gate to get the next train - but the conductor see's him and...

    http://bos.abavagada.net/oddfiles/djelementalonline.jpg

     

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    a bloke called Mark was on his way to Smile...

     

    when he missed it partway and frowned instead...

     

    he thought "well fuckary!" what am i going to do now? being the very smart boy that he is he decides to jump the gate to get the next train - but the conductor see's him and...

     

    decides he needs to be taught a lesson so takes him round the back and...

    I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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    a bloke called Mark was on his way to Smile...

     

    when he missed it partway and frowned instead...

     

    he thought "well fuckary!" what am i going to do now? being the very smart boy that he is he decides to jump the gate to get the next train - but the conductor see's him and...

     

    decides he needs to be taught a lesson so takes him round the back and...

     

    made mark read on the lessons on the notice board on why its not good to jump the gate when the conductor is looking. Mark was forced to by a new ticket - he got on the train and started his trip too...

    http://bos.abavagada.net/oddfiles/djelementalonline.jpg

     

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    a bloke called Mark was on his way to Smile...

     

    when he missed it partway and frowned instead...

     

    he thought "well fuckary!" what am i going to do now? being the very smart boy that he is he decides to jump the gate to get the next train - but the conductor see's him and...

     

    decides he needs to be taught a lesson so takes him round the back and...

     

    made mark read on the lessons on the notice board on why its not good to jump the gate when the conductor is looking. Mark was forced to by a new ticket - he got on the train and started his trip too...

     

    when this bastard nicked his ticket and kicked him off the train shouting "Eat My shorts" to which mark replied...

    I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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    a bloke called Mark was on his way to Smile...

     

    when he missed it partway and frowned instead...

     

    he thought "well fuckary!" what am i going to do now? being the very smart boy that he is he decides to jump the gate to get the next train - but the conductor see's him and...

     

    decides he needs to be taught a lesson so takes him round the back and...

     

    made mark read on the lessons on the notice board on why its not good to jump the gate when the conductor is looking. Mark was forced to by a new ticket - he got on the train and started his trip too...

     

    when this bastard nicked his ticket and kicked him off the train shouting "Eat My shorts" to which mark replied...

     

    toss um here then your bart simpson wannabe reject [censored]!...

    http://bos.abavagada.net/oddfiles/djelementalonline.jpg

     

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    a bloke called Mark was on his way to Smile...

     

    when he missed it partway and frowned instead...

     

    he thought "well fuckary!" what am i going to do now? being the very smart boy that he is he decides to jump the gate to get the next train - but the conductor see's him and...

     

    decides he needs to be taught a lesson so takes him round the back and...

     

    made mark read on the lessons on the notice board on why its not good to jump the gate when the conductor is looking. Mark was forced to by a new ticket - he got on the train and started his trip too...

     

    when this bastard nicked his ticket and kicked him off the train shouting "Eat My shorts" to which mark replied...

     

    toss um here then your bart simpson wannabe reject [censored]!...

     

    picking himself out of the gutter mark realised he needed a new life so he changed his name to...

    I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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    a bloke called Mark was on his way to Smile...

     

    when he missed it partway and frowned instead...

     

    he thought "well fuckary!" what am i going to do now? being the very smart boy that he is he decides to jump the gate to get the next train - but the conductor see's him and...

     

    decides he needs to be taught a lesson so takes him round the back and...

     

    made mark read on the lessons on the notice board on why its not good to jump the gate when the conductor is looking. Mark was forced to by a new ticket - he got on the train and started his trip too...

     

    when this bastard nicked his ticket and kicked him off the train shouting "Eat My shorts" to which mark replied...

     

    toss um here then your bart simpson wannabe reject [censored]!...

     

    picking himself out of the gutter mark realised he needed a new life so he changed his name to...

     

    Mr_Moo - the insiration came from the field full of cows next to him. Mr_Moo stood up proud and was well chuffed with his new name. Mr_Moo decides to walk rather than catch the stinky train, so he walks....

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