I was downstairs where i work working on a pc. anyway this old lady walks through our door and proceeds to ask me if i have any change for the phonebox. i'm thinkin, what fuckin phonebox there is one around for miles.

 

anyway as she's leaving the office, she then proceeds to tell me war is on the horizon. Either she's behind the times and has only clocked on to the fact that their has been a war in Iraq or i don't know what.

 

Anyway i've come to the conclusion she's from the loony bin down the road,

Thanks for that lovely little story there.

Scream said:

anyway this old lady

 

..probably sufferes from alzheimer's disease or sumthing.

CreamyC said:

Thanks for that lovely little story there.

 

well i thought i better give you soemthing to read to enlighten your day!

Scream said:

CreamyC said:

Thanks for that lovely little story there.

 

well i thought i better give you soemthing to read to enlighten your day!

 

It would but I'm still waiting for the punchline.

Whats better alzheimers or parkinsons?

 

Parkinsons its better to spill half your pint than forget where the fu*k you put it!

Jofish said:

Whats better alzheimers or parkinsons?

 

Parkinsons its better to spill half your pint than forget where the fu*k you put it!

 

LMFAO classic!!!

Strange person .

She's your guardian angel, telling the future. She'll start appearing in your room at night nxt

Pepsi said:

She's your guardian angel, telling the future. She'll start appearing in your room at night nxt

 

No that is called a nightmare if she started to appear in my room at night!

Jofish said:

Whats better alzheimers or parkinsons?

 

Parkinsons its better to spill half your pint than forget where the fu*k you put it!

 

Get out.

 

Go and recruit some people, or something.

Maria said:

Jofish said:

Whats better alzheimers or parkinsons?

 

Parkinsons its better to spill half your pint than forget where the fu*k you put it!

 

Get out.

 

Go and recruit some people, or something.

 

using my terminology are we bitch?

 

Well as you are, you're in for a special treat, that's right a once in a life time deal to join

 

"HOW TO SPEAK LIKE SCREAM CLUB (H.T.S.L.S.C)"

 

for $5.99

 

yes that's right only $5.99

 

Don't delay, buy today!!

Scream said:

Maria said:

Jofish said:

Whats better alzheimers or parkinsons?

 

Parkinsons its better to spill half your pint than forget where the fu*k you put it!

 

Get out.

 

Go and recruit some people, or something.

 

using my terminology are we bitch?

 

Well as you are, you're in for a special treat, that's right a once in a life time deal to join

 

"HOW TO SPEAK LIKE SCREAM CLUB (H.T.S.L.S.C)"

 

for $5.99

 

yes that's right only $5.99

 

Don't delay, buy today!!

 

Use English pounds you cunt.

ok kev you missed the point there. i was being facetious you cunt. only in america would such a club actually be created, hence the $ instead of the £.

 

YOU CUNT!!

Maria said:

Scream said:

anyway this old lady

 

..probably sufferes from alzheimer's disease or sumthing.

 

probably did too many drugs when she was young. stupid cow