Bob goes to his doctor for some tests

 

The doctor emerges and invites him into his office

 

Bob “Do you know whats wrong with me?”

Doc “Yes, you have AIDS”

Bob “My god, is there a cure?”

Doc “Go home, eat a curry, some peanuts, beans on toast, cabbage, sprouts, wetabix & some pure orange

Bob “Will that cure me?”

Doc “No but it’ll show you what your arse is for!”