fukin hell..not been on here in agggggggges.

 

sorry for not being on - fecking working like a bitch and of course my duties as a mistress are sooo busy

 

cant decide whether or not to do smile tomorrow

 

the main reason is cause (and i know this is daft!) but my mum gets really worried about me coming down to london with it being on a terriorist alert and i cant lie to her and say im not coming down cause thats [censored]....

 

f i was coming down i would leave tomorrow, get to london at 7.35pm on sat..meet crill then come to smile then party until 10 on sunday night and come back home

 

what do you think...

 

SHOULD JILLY COME TO SMILE..YOU DECIDE!! (that was said in the big brother accent!)

 

get your ass to Smile!

pm me your name and i'll add you to concessions mate

".... and then suddenly Tinky WInky spotted the "give a [censored]" cloud appeared on the ClubTheWorld horizon."

 

Eh "[censored]" oh.

Jilly get your arse to Smile, YES!!! Not seen you in fecking ages, be good to catch up lass

kev kiss my mutha [censored] ass

 

i know you will miss me so much..for i remember a time at wildchild........

 

'[censored] ell mate i [censored] love you i do...'

 

yes yes kevin..now please leave me alone!

 

 

i know lisa..i so want to see everyone..

 

mistress_hoover said:

kev kiss my mutha [censored] ass

 

i know you will miss me so much..for i remember a time at wildchild........

 

'[censored] ell mate i [censored] love you i do...'

 

yes yes kevin..now please leave me alone!

 

 

I said that did I?

kev you said sooo much to me that night...

 

including:

 

jilly let me shag your ass

jilly marry me

jilly have a threesome with me and lml

 

oh! and how can i forget...

 

mate i fuckin love you i do...you cunt

 

lol

Utter bollocks.

 

oh well...i can remember the massive hugs kev!

 

yoooooooou cunt!!

 

oh kev! one of the team leaders in my work is like you..hes a cockney and i showed my fellow team members a photo of you and they were like..[censored] hell its like his brother! ive impressed him with the '[censored] off you [censored] cunts' swearing that your good self and jay have told me...

 

he was very impressed

Its a shame you know because in your avatar you look well fit.

 

Tragic.

 

You count.

its tragic that in real life kev...

 

your so fit, but i cant have you one day i will take over the world and lml will let me have you...

 

lol.

 

you have to admit kev..ive got a rank face but you love my ass

i reckons you should come to smile havent spoke or seen you in ages will be a good night !!

 

hows you doing anyway ??

 

leeXx

hey gorgeous x

 

im doing well babe..well not feeling too good today tho i know i soooooooooo want to come....

 

why is life so complicated?? hows u anyway sweetie??xxx