digitalliquid said:

he shouted in my ear, "Has anyone told you that you have the most beautiful body!?"

...

As I bent down he said closely, into my ear, "How would you like to put your cock in my mouth and cum in it"

P.S. Are you sure you didn't fantasise the whole thing?

liquideyes said:

Joking aside, okay he was a bit too forward, but you could always take it as a compliment...?

 

Ever been in a situation like that???

 

Fine, if sum guy cum up to ya and said "hey, r u gay" id laugh and say no... fine.

 

When someone says sumin liek that, it doesnt only make you feel VERY UNCOMFORTABLE, its kinda [censored] SCARY as well!!! Hhaha!

 

Give him a break "straight" boy

Captain_Cunted said:

I asked a guy for a sniff of his poppers once and he tried to snog me dont do poppers anymore now

 

JoeDrawb said:

benrostwood said:

at tw4 one of the guys i was sharing with was gay, he commented something about my body when i came out the bathroom after a bath but luckily he didnt try nething more.

 

was that cos u beat him to it

 

lmao

I jus' found out the SAME guy was tryin it on with another friends girlfriends mate - also male...

 

The description was identical - he looked like the Spectacled bloke on the halifax advert.

 

Not pretty !

It was not an imaginary fantasy... thats for Sam at home..

 

miss_diddy said:

I had this Sun morn at twist, I was stood near the bar & this lass came over & walked into me & then started to grope me with a huge grin on her face

 

I just pulled away & glared at her, she walked off but then carried on eyeing me up.....

 

YOU were chatted up? Christ, did they have [censored] in their eyes ?

CreamyC said:

miss_diddy said:

I had this Sun morn at twist, I was stood near the bar & this lass came over & walked into me & then started to grope me with a huge grin on her face

 

I just pulled away & glared at her, she walked off but then carried on eyeing me up.....

 

YOU were chatted up? Christ, did they have [censored] in their eyes ?

 

no but it was hard trying to get the crap outta Ali's, managed to get abit out tho!! she will awaken one day!! Gangsta pimp boy, in your long coat!!!

Leave my coat alone.

you looked well cool!!!!

 

Thats exactly what you said on Saturday night funnily enough.

I know!! & boy I went all weak at the knees when you kissed my hand you cool gent!!

I had a really bizarre experience in the back of a cab in Liverpool. I still have the bit of tree she gave me

liquideyes said:

digitalliquid said:

After nearly falling over with horror/shock/disgust/anger/fear...

BUT, IN ANY OTHER STATE OF MIND I'D HAVE RIPPED HIS FACE OFF !

Spot the melodrama...

"Look at me everyone, how straight am I!"

 

Joking aside, okay he was a bit too forward, but you could always take it as a compliment...?

 

 

HA HA HA HA

 

A compliment !

 

Thats bollocks. If you were in the same position, you would not walk away, happy as larry thinking; "Hmmm, that was a nice compliment, how quaint!"

 

[censored] off.

 

ITS NOT A COMPLIMENT - The body thing yes, although misguided/incorrect but the cum thing, No.

 

 

"I'm not homophobic or anything but..."

Whatever.

 

You don't think you're being a teensy bit melodramatic...?

I bet you wouldn't be spouting this bollocks if it had been a woman who made the crude comments.