Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it

was After

Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a

Fisherman's Friend. On

the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and

Butter, she

had a Wine Gum. He asked her name,"Polo" - I'm the

one with the

hole" she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts" he

thought.

 

Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and

went straight to

the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit

of Black

Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into

her Snickers

and felt the Contrast of her Double Decker.

 

Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.

But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few

Jelly Babies,

so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard.

He was

pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.

 

It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of

Turkish Delight.

When he came, his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit

Crunchie. She wanted

more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he

noticed her Pink

Wafers looked very appetizing. So he did a Twirl and

had a Picnic in

her Sherbet.

 

At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper.

Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife,

Caramel.

Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It

turns out Ms

Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams. She had been

with All Sorts.

 

 

Could someone please summarise that for me ?

 

Cheers.

QUOTE (Maria @ Jul 13 2004, 16:25)

Could someone please summarise that for me ? Cheers.

 

you fucking fuck

That was shit.

 

I'm glad I didnt read the longer version.

QUOTE (Maria @ Jul 13 2004, 16:30)

That was shit. I'm glad I didnt read the longer version.

 

you're shit.

 

 

so there.

Shit off.

 

you shit off.

 

no returns

Please.

 

You are too funny.

 

i said no returns.

Swivel.

 

No returns

 

If you reply your gay and so is your dad.

 

black magic, turn around touch the ground.

 

I.D.S.T

Get out of my face.

 

you gay

You have the personality of a damp sponge.

QUOTE (Jay @ Jul 13 2004, 16:35)

No returns If you reply your gay and so is your dad. black magic, turn around touch the ground. I.D.S.T

kerwality