Once upon a time in a far away land lived a Nigerian called Embuzu. He was the head of the Walazin Tribe. One day the rival tribe from across the oasis came in the night and stole all of their bread. Embuzu was most upset, he ran to his grandpa the great elder called Embabwa. "Embabwa! Why iz dis tribe com an a steal all of a bluddy bred? I am not a happy Embuzu! Tonight Ay will be sharpning my spear!" To which Embabwa replied "Eh! Oh Ma God A do but beleeve it. BABU MAMUNA!"

 

The end.

Yeah so anyway ...

 

What shit. There was no beginning, middle or an end.

The one about you screwing a pigeon was far better

QUOTE (teabag @ Jul 13 2004, 17:00)

The one about you screwing a pigeon was far better

No, please dont encourage him Liz

QUOTE (LTM @ Jul 13 2004, 16:35)

Once upon a time in a far away land lived a Nigerian called Embuzu. He was the head of the Walazin Tribe. One day the rival tribe from across the oasis came in the night and stole all of their bread. Embuzu was most upset, he ran to his grandpa the great elder called Embabwa. "Embabwa! Why iz dis tribe com an a steal all of a bluddy bred? I am not a happy Embuzu! Tonight Ay will be sharpning my spear!" To which Embabwa replied "Eh! Oh Ma God A do but beleeve it. BABU MAMUNA!" The end.

That was amazing.

 

Made me shed a tear.

QUOTE (Lisa @ Jul 13 2004, 17:01)

QUOTE (teabag @ Jul 13 2004, 17:00) The one about you screwing a pigeon was far better No, please dont encourage him Liz haha but I enjoyed reading that story!