Membership is down.....we need a recruitment drive....we need ideas to attract new blood....over to you my minions....

 

PS. Obviously I get the last say as to who gets in....

but you need to maintain your arrogant exclusivity remember?!!!

 

how about a free session of monkey loving for every new member who signs up before christmas? from the master monkey himself?

What criteria do they have to meet?

 

Female with big tits?

big bananas i think

yes me, i will be a cheeky monkey. i used to get called that all the time. [censored] that reminds me don't get jellybabyuk doing monkey sounds, the bitch just wont shut up after that, lol. will have to get bushy to slap her, or i'll join in and then it will sound like feeding time at the zoo!! lol

Scream said:

yes me, i will be a cheeky monkey. i used to get called that all the time. [censored] that reminds me don't get jellybabyuk doing monkey sounds, the bitch just wont shut up after that, lol. will have to get bushy to slap her, or i'll join in and then it will sound like feeding time at the zoo!! lol

Oh dear Scream, you're a bit too excited about the thought of being a monkey.

hey my chinese symbol is a monkey for the day i was born!! Well i think it was if i remember correctly

SexyNic said:

but you need to maintain your arrogant exclusivity remember?!!!

 

how about a free session of monkey loving for every new member who signs up before christmas? from the master monkey himself?

 

Arrogant exclusivity (did I make that word up earlier Nic??) is the key...

 

I am not sure about the free session of hot monkey love.....but I'll do the girls, you can do the boys Nic....

rachel said:

What criteria do they have to meet?

 

Female with big tits?

 

Rachel!!! I am shocked and somewhat dismayed that you think I would be so shallow as to only allow ladies with large breasts into my organisation.....

GKB said:

SexyNic said:

but you need to maintain your arrogant exclusivity remember?!!!

 

how about a free session of monkey loving for every new member who signs up before christmas? from the master monkey himself?

 

Arrogant exclusivity (did I make that word up earlier Nic??) is the key...

 

I am not sure about the free session of hot monkey love.....but I'll do the girls, you can do the boys Nic....

 

No, Ruth wants to do the boys...!

Scream said:

hey my chinese symbol is a monkey for the day i was born!! Well i think it was if i remember correctly

 

You're in......please see SexyNic for you new members fun bag and your free session of sweet monkey loving..

GKB said:

rachel said:

What criteria do they have to meet?

 

Female with big tits?

 

Rachel!!! I am shocked and somewhat dismayed that you think I would be so shallow as to only allow ladies with large breasts into my organisation.....

If only people knew what you were really like.

 

Ok females with a nice pert pair of breasts?

you are a BAD monkey GKB

rachel said:

GKB said:

rachel said:

What criteria do they have to meet?

 

Female with big tits?

 

Rachel!!! I am shocked and somewhat dismayed that you think I would be so shallow as to only allow ladies with large breasts into my organisation.....

If only people knew what you were really like.

 

Ok females with a nice pert pair of breasts?

 

What?? What am I really like then? You make me sound like some sort of serial rapist!! Its only a bit of fun!

SexyNic said:

GKB said:

SexyNic said:

but you need to maintain your arrogant exclusivity remember?!!!

 

how about a free session of monkey loving for every new member who signs up before christmas? from the master monkey himself?

 

Arrogant exclusivity (did I make that word up earlier Nic??) is the key...

 

I am not sure about the free session of hot monkey love.....but I'll do the girls, you can do the boys Nic....

 

No, Ruth wants to do the boys...!

 

Thats well out of order!! and anyway..im already taken!