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Paddy on who wants to be a millionaire

BenRW
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Paddy's on the famous quiz show, and is doing surprisingly well, and has

successfully answered the £500,000 question.

 

Chris asks him the big question for £1million.

 

"PADDY, FOR £1MILLION, WHO WAS THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBER... WAS IT...

 

A, RONNIE BARKER...

B, RONNIE O'SULLIVAN...

C, RONNIE CORBETT...

 

OR... WAS IT...

 

D, RONNIE BIGGS"???

 

Paddy immediately answers... "I'LL TAKE THE MONEY"

 

Chris is astonished, tells Paddy to take as long as he wants, and reminds

him that he still has his 3 life lines left.

 

Paddy again immediately says.."I'LL TAKE THE MONEY"

 

"YOU DON'T WANT TO CALL A FRIEND, ASK THE AUDIENCE OR GO 50:50 ?" says

Chris.

 

"NO I'LL TAKE THE MONEY" says Paddy

 

"GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE, PADDY GOES AWAY WITH £500,000." says Chris

to the audience.

 

To Paddy, he says "BEFORE YOU GO, YOU'LL OBVIOUSLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE

ANSWER WAS"

 

Paddy answers quickly "NO, I KNOW IT ANYWAY"

 

"ARE YOU MAD" asks Chris, "ARE YOU CRAZY"?

 

Paddy says, "I MIGHT BE CRAZY...BUT I'M NOT A GRASS".

 

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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