i'd be very worried if i were you.

 

and msn convo with rachel went a little like this:

 

Laurence says:

hello, how r u?

Rachel says:

i'm ok. going back to my home planet tomorow.

Laurence says:

erm, your scaring me

Rachel says:

no need to be scared. i'm a friendly alien. altho i dont like that tommy. only pretended to be friends with him so i can abduct him and take him to my home planet to perform crewl experements.

Laurence says:

but you like me?

Rachel says:

yes. if only the rest of the human race was like you. then maybe i wouldnt feel the need to blow you planet up next week

 

 

i always suspected that girl was an alien!!

Right.

granted a few details were exaggerated for a more dramatic effect