yes I've been to amsterdam and seen the whores - what of it?

 

amsterdam is wkd

 

the little sex shops are so disgusting it's funny

 

they have these little booths that are coin operated and show porn

 

sticky seats!

QUOTE (squeakage @ Jul 14 2004, 16:34)

the little sex shops are so disgusting it's funny

I am most looking forward to it.

 

ohhh i'm not into the idea of those sex booths

I've always wanted to have a go at one of those coin op peep shows

QUOTE (Aaron @ Jul 14 2004, 16:32)

QUOTE (Ginge @ Jul 14 2004, 16:26) I've never paid for sex and I never would. If I EVER got that desperate (not that I do) then I've always got the internet, digital TV and my right hand. I can see what your saying, but i dont see it as a "desperate" thing, I see it as more of having a laugh and also doing something that i've not done before if u know what i mean   I've been curious about it for ages, but whether i'd actually get my wallet out and do the deed i dunno OK, I'm all for having a laugh but sticking your dick in someone thats had several dicks in them that day already is like rolling iround on a beach covered in used syringes, broken glass and blood.   Not for me thanks. I'd rather shag a fatty than a thin gorgeous postitute.

QUOTE (Maria @ Jul 14 2004, 16:33)

But make sure you pick up a clean fanny - not a rancid, mouldy, wart infested one.

Dont think it will be a fanny at all tbh

QUOTE (Ginge @ Jul 14 2004, 16:36)

OK, I'm all for having a laugh but sticking your dick in someone thats had several dicks in them that day already is like rolling iround on a beach covered in used syringes, broken glass and blood.

Stick a condom on (duh).

 

Then you wont have previous meat juices around your dick,

QUOTE (Ginge @ Jul 14 2004, 16:36)

QUOTE (Aaron @ Jul 14 2004, 16:32) QUOTE (Ginge @ Jul 14 2004, 16:26) I've never paid for sex and I never would. If I EVER got that desperate (not that I do) then I've always got the internet, digital TV and my right hand. I can see what your saying, but i dont see it as a "desperate" thing, I see it as more of having a laugh and also doing something that i've not done before if u know what i mean   I've been curious about it for ages, but whether i'd actually get my wallet out and do the deed i dunno OK, I'm all for having a laugh but sticking your dick in someone thats had several dicks in them that day already is like rolling iround on a beach covered in used syringes, broken glass and blood.   Not for me thanks. I'd rather shag a fatty than a thin gorgeous postitute. Ahh fair do's, i do have my reservations about it, which is probably why i've not actually gone and done it yet...

QUOTE (Aaron @ Jul 14 2004, 16:36)

QUOTE (Maria @ Jul 14 2004, 16:33) But make sure you pick up a clean fanny - not a rancid, mouldy, wart infested  one. Dont think it will be a fanny at all tbh Up the wrong'un ?   You dirty bastid.

Condoms are good for stopping pregnancy and STD's from inside the other body but not against other things.

 

If anyone wants to go and slap their meat in any old kebab then I wont stop them but I wont be doing it.

 

 

QUOTE (Ginge @ Jul 14 2004, 16:39)

Condoms are good for stopping pregnancy and STD's from inside the other body but not against other things. If anyone wants to go and slap their meat in any old kebab then I wont stop them but I wont be doing it.

Yes you fecking are.

 

I will drug you up and take you there myself.

 

And I will MPEG it from start to finish.

 

You dirty old man, you.

 

 

 

QUOTE (squeakage @ Jul 14 2004, 16:34)

they have these little booths that are coin operated and show porn sticky seats!

QUOTE (Maria @ Jul 14 2004, 16:40)

Yes you fecking are. I will drug you up and take you there myself. And I will MPEG it from start to finish. You dirty old man, you.

LIAR....you're probably gonna drug me up and take advantage of me yourself...you dirty cow.

 

I can sense a bit of STRAP-ON action going on.

I hear that James is the person to speak to about sampling the delights of the Dam...