> Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the

> children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came

> up; fireman, policeman, salesman, politician; .Brucie was being

> uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

> My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes

> in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out

> with a man, rent a cheap room and let them sleep with him." The teacher

> hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took

> Little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

> No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but I was just too

> embarrassed to say".

haha