Always a pleasure and never a chore! Goes down a treat!

 

Sliced apple and cheese is another personal fave =)

Iv just had cheese on some cracker thing!!

No butter to put on the ol' crackers =/

I dont put butter on them.. just cheese, sometimes cheese spread too!! So long as its mature cheese theyre fine without butter tho!!

Bloody hell, Moo.... You bored?

Partial to a nice bit of knob cheese meself.

Crill said:

Partial to a nice bit of knob cheese meself.

 

We know that Paul!

Crill said:

Partial to a nice bit of knob cheese meself.

 

You like smeg, then?

Never heard it called that before.

Correct term smegma

Crill said:

Never heard it called that before.

 

That's what it is... Hence the Red Dwarf usage.

 

Anyway, http://googlism.com/what_is/s/smeg/ contains the definition:

 

smeg is nob cheese

 

Fourth up from the bottom...

Granny smith apple & a good strong mature cheddar is yummy!!!

So Lister was really saying "you knob-cheese head".

 

Excellent, you learn something new every day.

Crill said:

Never heard it called that before.

 

Why what have you heard it called?

Knob cheese you bellend. Can't you read?