@ Bushy and Spud

why thankyou guys and galzzzz!

 

I'll try and think of some more!

Nick G said:

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in an ocean?

 

 

[censored]?

 

 

...........a Frenchman in sandles?

 

 

Phillipe Phillop

....a man with a plank on his head?

 

EDWARD (ED-WOOD)

 

...A man with 3 planks on his head?

 

EDWARD WOODWARD (ED-WOOD WOOD WOOD)

what do you call a man with a kestrel on one shoulder and a hawk on the other, vacuuming his house at night with the lights off?

 

orchestral maoeuvres in the dark (hawk kestrel man hoovers in the dark)

 

 

alasdair

alasdairm said:

what do you call a man with a kestrel on one shoulder and a hawk on the other, vacuuming his house at night with the lights off?

 

orchestral maoeuvres in the dark (hawk kestrel man hoovers in the dark)

 

 

alasdair

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously I liked that mate

well, it's not really a guy's name but it's beautifully contrived

 

alasdair

What do you call a girl stood between two goalposts?

 

Annette

 

what do you call a spanish man who has just came out of hosptal??

 

manuel

a man stood between two houses?

 

ali

What do you call a man with a slice of bacon on his head???

 

-Hamed

 

 

What do you call a man with 2 slices of bacon on his head???

 

-Mohamed

 

 

What do you call a man with 2 slices of bacon on his head between 2 houses???

 

-Mohamed Ali!!!