whats the worst one u have heard???????

 

how about

why did the burgler steal the washing machine

 

so he could get a clean get away

 

(some one acctualy gets paid to make these jokes up!!!!!

i dont read the jokes in them.

 

i like the crappy toys instead, the red fish thingy that curls up if your in love, tiny screwdrivers and the big plastic rings

oh how i love the red fish!!!!!

 

 

if i get one this year il give it you on boxing day

will u save a hat 4 me aswell!!!!!

but u will have to wear yours aswell

Sounds like a good career option for Tony P.

dont think il go that far.....tell you what il just bring the box of crackers and get everyone involved

the really cheap ones are the best!!!!!!

my mum makes some crackers for xmas day, u can have ur little fish that curl up and a pack of screwdrivers....i get little bottles of vodka and brandy in mine