I've recently seen you on an email doing the rounds at work about attractive Prague women - are you really real ?

put it this way james, she understands my pigeon english. its hard enuf for the english on here to understand me let alone someone thats never been to this contry

You know she's not James, you told me who it was.

It's James

I tried chattin James up?

BACK OFF

 

(just kidding !)

 

He has nice Hair tho

I am fed up of telling him he needs to shave his arse.

 

He won't have none of it though.

 

He thinks it's the in "fashion".

 

You could plait it or have dreads done?

Ok that's it - im outa here.

No come back Maria but dont tell James

no no no

Ok.

Ha Ha! Nice one James, had me fooled! bah!