My ickle sister is all grown up 2day, she's 18 but as part of her birthday I am being roped into going to the Zoo bar in London which I've heard is a classic cheese club and as I avoid these places generally I need some help.

 

Wat exactly do I wear? I've heard fluffy UV clothes don't go down to well in these places.

 

How do I dance? I only generally bounce around waving my arms manically in the air.

drink too much, wear not enough (with 6 inch heels), flash your boobs at the lads, kiss as many as poss and you will fit in perfectly

luu_luu said:

drink too much, flash your boobs at the lads, kiss as many as poss and you will fit in perfectly

 

sounds like me friday with bits taken out

luu_luu said:

drink too much, wear not enough (with 6 inch heels), flash your boobs at the lads, kiss as many as poss and you will fit in perfectly

 

I have a boob tube top thats a little to big so I generally end up flashing my tits wen I wear it. Can't actually walk in highs higer than 3inches which is a bit of a problem and are there actually gonna be any nice lads worth swapping saliva with though, thats the big question?

when your pissed it doesnt matter what they look like

 

aint that right DAWN (hairball)

Wear one of those sumo wrestling suits and a chastity belt.

Well I wouldn't know ... James hasn't put the photo's up yet

Pepsi said:

luu_luu said:

drink too much, wear not enough (with 6 inch heels), flash your boobs at the lads, kiss as many as poss and you will fit in perfectly

 

I have a boob tube top thats a little to big so I generally end up flashing my tits wen I wear it. Can't actually walk in highs higer than 3inches which is a bit of a problem and are there actually gonna be any nice lads worth swapping saliva with though, thats the big question?

 

Boob tube =

Less than 6" heels =

Worthy blokes = hmmmm ..... did you ever meet Jus3465789 that used to come on here ???

luu_luu said:

drink too much, wear not enough (with 6 inch heels), flash your boobs at the lads, kiss as many as poss and you will fit in perfectly

 

speakin' like a true pro

Spunkmonkey said:

luu_luu said:

drink too much, wear not enough (with 6 inch heels), flash your boobs at the lads, kiss as many as poss and you will fit in perfectly

 

speakin' like a true pro

 

i have years of experience behind me

Pepsi said:

 

How do I dance? I only generally bounce around waving my arms manically in the air.

 

another true pro

Spunkmonkey said:

Pepsi said:

 

How do I dance? I only generally bounce around waving my arms manically in the air.

 

another true pro

 

as soon as YMCA, cheeky girls, hey baby, the ketchup song and the Macerena come on, it will all come naturally to ya

Nick G said:

 

Boob tube =

Less than 6" heels =

Worthy blokes = hmmmm ..... did you ever meet Jus3465789 that used to come on here ???

 

Nick please don't scare me like that! Is Zoo bar really full of complete weirdo's?

luu_luu said:

Spunkmonkey said:

Pepsi said:

 

How do I dance? I only generally bounce around waving my arms manically in the air.

 

another true pro

 

as soon as YMCA, cheeky girls, hey baby, the ketchup song and the Macerena come on, it will all come naturally to ya

 

Don't those songs generally have order in which to wave hands and arms though? Thats far to co-ordinated for me!

Pepsi said:

Nick G said:

 

Boob tube =

Less than 6" heels =

Worthy blokes = hmmmm ..... did you ever meet Jus3465789 that used to come on here ???

 

Nick please don't scare me like that! Is Zoo bar really full of complete weirdo's?

 

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