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velvet... eurgh!!!

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Mad_Clubber said:

benrostwood said:

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i use my thumb. Larger surface area to scoop it out

 

You either have extremely large nostrils or small thumbs ben you dirty bugger!

 

both

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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Waking up the morning after being very pissed and rememberi ng all the stupid things I have done, so pretty much how I will feel wen I wake up 2mo

 

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Lots of bubbles but where's the coke?

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i bet you smell like wet dog aswell dont ya?

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YOU......hehehe

 

not really, it was to the woooly llamaman thumbs.gif

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pigeons....and any other birds for that matter.

 

my mate saw the wierdest thing yesterday on the way home from the club, there was a one legged pigeon stuck in the middle of the road flapping away as it couldn't move, this car pulled up and couldn't get passed, but the driver was disabled and couldn't get out of the car to move it.......that whole situation would have made me cringe, as i would have been the only one who could have helped.

I would have most probably given directions on another route to where they were travelling thumbs.gif

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Jay said:

i like my bogies, especially first thing

 

now that... was well on called for! pukeface.gif

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luu_luu said:

i bet you smell like wet dog aswell dont ya?

 

Aah thankfully no - llamas tend not to smell that much at all. spliff.gif

 

I still reckon there's nothing worse, smell-wise, than an old doberman or basset-hound that's been hosed down with hot water paranoid.gif

The camels are coming.

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llamaman said:

 

Aah thankfully no - llamas tend not to smell that much at all. spliff.gif

 

Did you ever see the llama's that were used to guard christmas tree's against theives?

They were bloody ruthless!

 

And dogs do smell bad when they have been doused in water but much worse if never washed!

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