The technical reason for "morning wood" is to prevent you from falling out of bed, as your more active just before you wake up. When you roll over it stops you!!

Hmmmmm..... The 'Pre-Brekkie Erekkie', the tough choice of whether to have a quick hand shandy when u know your Mum will come in with a cup of tea any moment...

 

 

 

 

..or does that make it more exciting???

Evilhedfuk said:

when u know your Mum will come in with a cup of tea any moment...

 

spoilt bastard

deff one for the ladies. i love it when i wake up and it's like "hello!!!" Just have to wake up the g'f up with it though

cant beat being poked in the back with it

hasn't phil been given sex educational lessons??? It's not the back you're ment to go for

 

Only joking!!

yppaH_rM said:

Agent said:

Gods early morning treat for the ladies?

Or another excuse to toss?

 

the technical reason for it is actually becuase you need a piss. i could go into the since behind it, but i cant remember half of it myself

 

 

I didnt need a piss this morning? had a nice dream tho

Scream said:

It's not the back you're ment to go for

 

Only joking!!

 

oh I don't know - 'somewhere' round the back can be be equally enjoyable!

Belinda said:

Scream said:

It's not the back you're ment to go for

 

Only joking!!

 

oh I don't know - 'somewhere' round the back can be be equally enjoyable!

 

aye it can just which hole do you go for??!!

I've notified the mod's this post is getting too smutty I wonder what will happen..never done the mod notification b4....

 

2 words.... Morning Breath.

 

 

mate if you really like the person you're in bed with morning breath means jack. lol

Scream said:

mate if you really like the person you're in bed with morning breath means jack. lol

 

Me!?!?

Scream said:

Belinda said:

Scream said:

It's not the back you're ment to go for

 

Only joking!!

 

oh I don't know - 'somewhere' round the back can be be equally enjoyable!

 

aye it can just which hole do you go for??!!

 

well it's more a question of which hole you would go for... (well not you personally obviously but you know what I mean..)

Capn_Jack said:

Scream said:

mate if you really like the person you're in bed with morning breath means jack. lol

 

Me!?!?

 

yes you!!