> Little Johnny was in his school class when the teacher asked the

> children what their fathers did for a living.

>

> All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman,

> salesman,mechanic. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so

 

> the teacher asked him about his father.

>

> My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all

> his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really

>good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and sell his body !"

>

> The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some

> colouring and then took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that

>really true about your father?"

>

> "No," said Johnny, "My father plays Rugby for Australia, but I was

> just too embarrassed to say".

>

 

How many times now has that been posted.

Mr_Moo said:

How many times now has that been posted.

 

Like I give a [censored].