you never knew who ya father was

was you born in a farm

Your mothers a man and your father wears tights.

"I'll show you the back of my hand"

 

"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner"

 

"Where did you lose it?"

 

 

jon_m said:

possesion is nine tenths of the law!

 

 

 

Living with a family of Solicitors teaches one a thing or two about the law. Basically means the law is 90% on your side when dealing with issues surrounding possessions and personal property. But you're right, it is a shite phrase.

 

Alex V

 

"Fingers on lips !"

you've got eyes bigger than ur belly.

Claire DC said:

you've got eyes bigger than ur belly.

"I could eat a horse"

 

*whatever