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Maria said:

Kether said:

One word... VIBRATOR!

 

I forgot it frown.gif

 

Hopefully I have one under the christmas tree !

 

Jodie - I wasn't homesick - m over that - I actually feel sick sitting in this house with my parents.

 

It's surreal-like. batty.gif

 

Ross's gf has got my vibrator. frown.gif

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Maria said:

BURN HER mad.gif

 

She's in Bournemouth, I'll be there tomorrow, will have to get it back off her.

 

I was going to save it for someone special when I meet someone special.

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Maria said:

who is the someone special ? or aint you found it / him / her ?

 

What you doing for christmas dude ?

 

See above...

 

Going to my mum's in Ringwood on the edge of the New Forest for a few days and catching up with a few old school friends including my first ever shag.

 

Could be interesting but I doubt it seeing as she's engaged.

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Maria said:

I see...

 

What the big man bringing you for chrimbo ?

 

A lump of coal. frown.gif

 

Might stick it under my sister's bed and maybe on boxing day I have a diamond.

 

Nothing like a good allotrope. laugh.gif

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CreamyC said:

James said dont bother coming back, he has a new bird now.

 

James said that, not me.

 

I had no intentions in coming back anyways - so - Happy Christmas ! cheers.gif

 

p.s - tell him not to give her a love bite because she might burst wink.gifsmile.gif

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