Your Christmas Cracker Jokes...

Posted December 24, 200321 yr

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I want everyone's jokes posted on here tomorrow, along with what present they got too!!!

Merry Christmas!!!

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December 24, 200321 yr

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Thats a bit greedy isnt it. You want their jokes AND their presents.

Wont your ones be good enough then?

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December 26, 200321 yr

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Q. What is at the end of every-thing?

A. The letter G.

Gift of a spring coiled egg cup (stainless steel)

👶

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December 27, 200321 yr

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How do you make gold soup?

put 24 carrots in

Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?

to a re-tailer

*Boom Boom Tish*

You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing :wink:
It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue*
MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com

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December 27, 200321 yr

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Q. What do you get if you put 2 nuns together

A. Two Nuns

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December 27, 200321 yr

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Q. Wot do snails use to protect there shells???

A. Snal Varnish

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December 31, 200321 yr

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Why is Europe like a frying Pan?

Because it has greece at the bottom

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