2day at work i had to be on health n beuty section becuase out of hundred staff 15 turned up so i got swapped departments

 

this guy came up and said " can you recommend the best comdom for pleasure" i just burst out laughing

what would your'e reaction be

 

btw i told him durex ribbed

Yeah, but that's for the lady, it depends whose pleaseure he's talking about!

 

For men, the really sheer ones like Avanti, maybe? Don't know, we need a man's opinion!

Jodie! you LAUGHED at him?

 

[censored], i'm surprised you didnt get sacked!

 

 

my own reaction would have been to ask who he wanted the pleasure for - himself or his partner. then my advice would have rested on his answer.

 

can't believe you laughed!

 

 

i told the duty manger and he said he may have to add that into indctuino training as team working testing out the products

 

 

that guy must been gettin a good xmas present

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Jodie! you LAUGHED at him?

 

[censored], i'm surprised you didnt get sacked!

 

 

my own reaction would have been to ask who he wanted the pleasure for - himself or his partner. then my advice would have rested on his answer.

 

can't believe you laughed!

 

 

i thought it was a windup i just had this look on my face i had to leave the shop floor i couldn't stop laughing

but my manger was cool with it, made him smile

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btw i told him durex ribbed

 

And how would you know that ?

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what would your'e reaction be

 

 

Oh my god I would just love to work on your department.

 

My reaction would be to tell him I am all tooled up and I will demonstrate the pleasure levels from the shittest to the most pleasurable condoms on todays market !

 

Out comes a vibrator (heres one I prepared earlier, stylee) pop on a condom and demonstrate how a ribbed condom can really satisfy your bitch in bed / behind the wheelie bins at Tesco's or wherever !

 

I think I would make a mint at selling condoms, me

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what would your'e reaction be

 

 

Oh my god I would just love to work on your department.

 

My reaction would be to tell him I am all tooled up and I will demonstrate the pleasure levels from the shittest to the most pleasurable condoms on todays market !

 

Out comes a vibrator (heres one I prepared earlier, stylee) pop on a condom and demonstrate how a ribbed condom can really satisfy your bitch in bed / behind the wheelie bins at Tesco's or wherever !

 

I think I would make a mint at selling condoms, me

 

To be fair, they would take one look at you and not even bother their arse asking because they know with a face like yours not many blokes would tough you with a shitstick let alone a condom. So no, you wouldn't make a mint, in fact, you'd need to suck a mint from all your own fishy juices you produce.

 

To be fair.

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what would your'e reaction be

 

 

Oh my god I would just love to work on your department.

 

My reaction would be to tell him I am all tooled up and I will demonstrate the pleasure levels from the shittest to the most pleasurable condoms on todays market !

 

Out comes a vibrator (heres one I prepared earlier, stylee) pop on a condom and demonstrate how a ribbed condom can really satisfy your bitch in bed / behind the wheelie bins at Tesco's or wherever !

 

I think I would make a mint at selling condoms, me

 

 

they have people in leeds city centre giving them away at trainstaions dressed as rabbits

Maria , i';; tell them your'e idea and see if they make Sainsbury's own brand viabrators, would be a hit seller

 

 

And creamyc it was the closet packed to my hand as i was putting the comdoms on the shelve, plus it's the packaging is better than the rest

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DevilishAngelJodie said:

 

what would your'e reaction be

 

 

Oh my god I would just love to work on your department.

 

My reaction would be to tell him I am all tooled up and I will demonstrate the pleasure levels from the shittest to the most pleasurable condoms on todays market !

 

Out comes a vibrator (heres one I prepared earlier, stylee) pop on a condom and demonstrate how a ribbed condom can really satisfy your bitch in bed / behind the wheelie bins at Tesco's or wherever !

 

I think I would make a mint at selling condoms, me

 

To be fair, they would take one look at you and not even bother their arse asking because they know with a face like yours not many blokes would tough you with a shitstick let alone a condom. So no, you wouldn't make a mint, in fact, you'd need to suck a mint from all your own fishy juices you produce.

 

To be fair.

 

Thats a bit harsh creamy

i think maria would be excellent at doing ann summers party

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Maria said:

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DevilishAngelJodie said:

 

what would your'e reaction be

 

 

Oh my god I would just love to work on your department.

 

My reaction would be to tell him I am all tooled up and I will demonstrate the pleasure levels from the shittest to the most pleasurable condoms on todays market !

 

Out comes a vibrator (heres one I prepared earlier, stylee) pop on a condom and demonstrate how a ribbed condom can really satisfy your bitch in bed / behind the wheelie bins at Tesco's or wherever !

 

I think I would make a mint at selling condoms, me

 

To be fair, they would take one look at you and not even bother their arse asking because they know with a face like yours not many blokes would tough you with a shitstick let alone a condom. So no, you wouldn't make a mint, in fact, you'd need to suck a mint from all your own fishy juices you produce.

 

To be fair.

 

Thats a bit harsh creamy

i think maria would be excellent at doing ann summers party

 

Yeah.

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To be fair, they would take one look at you and not even bother their arse asking because they know with a face like yours not many blokes would tough you with a shitstick let alone a condom. So no, you wouldn't make a mint, in fact, you'd need to suck a mint from all your own fishy juices you produce.

 

To be fair.

 

To be fair, I only need to take one look at you and realise that a condom wouldn't even fit on your willy. They would be too big.

 

To be fair.

 

*pin dicks it*

 

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DevilishAngelJodie said:

 

what would your'e reaction be

 

 

Oh my god I would just love to work on your department.

 

My reaction would be to tell him I am all tooled up and I will demonstrate the pleasure levels from the shittest to the most pleasurable condoms on todays market !

 

Out comes a vibrator (heres one I prepared earlier, stylee) pop on a condom and demonstrate how a ribbed condom can really satisfy your bitch in bed / behind the wheelie bins at Tesco's or wherever !

 

I think I would make a mint at selling condoms, me

 

To be fair, they would take one look at you and not even bother their arse asking because they know with a face like yours not many blokes would tough you with a shitstick let alone a condom. So no, you wouldn't make a mint, in fact, you'd need to suck a mint from all your own fishy juices you produce.

 

To be fair.

 

Thats a bit harsh creamy

i think maria would be excellent at doing ann summers party

 

Yeah.

 

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CreamyC said:

 

 

To be fair, they would take one look at you and not even bother their arse asking because they know with a face like yours not many blokes would tough you with a shitstick let alone a condom. So no, you wouldn't make a mint, in fact, you'd need to suck a mint from all your own fishy juices you produce.

 

To be fair.

 

To be fair, I only need to take one look at you and realise that a condom wouldn't even fit on your willy. They would be too big.

 

To be fair.

 

*pin dicks it*

 

That was very lame to be fair.

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CreamyC said:

 

 

To be fair, they would take one look at you and not even bother their arse asking because they know with a face like yours not many blokes would tough you with a shitstick let alone a condom. So no, you wouldn't make a mint, in fact, you'd need to suck a mint from all your own fishy juices you produce.

 

To be fair.

 

To be fair, I only need to take one look at you and realise that a condom wouldn't even fit on your willy. They would be too big.

 

To be fair.

 

*pin dicks it*

 

you goin give him a magnifighng (sp) glass for xmas, i know it would be used a lot