WHAT WOMEN CAN GET AWAY WITH

 

 

We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our

sexuality.

 

When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's

pathetic.

 

Should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in, we can fix

it with cosmetics.

 

We can have partners that are years younger than us without being called

dirty old perverts.

 

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

 

Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. They look like

complete dorks in our clothes.

 

We have total control over our eyebrows.

 

It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.

 

The thrill of surprising people by being good at darts... and pool...

and football.

 

We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing

inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers... men die earlier so we

get to cash in on the life insurance.

 

We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct

correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our...

womanhood.

 

Taxis stop for us.

 

We get drunk quicker and cheaper.

 

And a lot more

 

 

And women say they have got it tougher than us lads!