sweet26 is gonna me sweet26

kitty1 said:

sweet26 said:

Captain_Cunted said:

if it wasnt for bi girls who would [censored] the butch birds?

 

 

sorry sweet26 but i find this quite funny. i mean ive seen one who grown a tiny beard thing of her chin,not attractive. i do wonder sometimes as we got 2 butch lesbo's at work and one of em is huge(she a lovely girl,i love her to bits) but her bum is proper massive...think huge and double it...now the other ones skinny as hell..surly thats not safe her sitting on her face

 

Yes some are funny but I just took as he refered to all.. You have the ones who try to be too manly I agree it's funny but there are ones who just are who they are... I think if I was the skinny one I'd opt for the top...don't want my face broken...Got a story there bout my ex and friend over NYE...she rode her face too hard bout broke my friends nose..lol..needless to say my friend doesn't like my ex no more...My ex said she got into it too much.. and she's the butchy type..well they both are really....

Agent said:

kitty1 said:

Agent said:

 

 

lol are you counting the days to?

 

counting the days! the way im going im counting in YEARS!

 

 

come round to mine soz

 

 

lol,bit far away for me,ill have to stick to

kitty1 said:

Agent said:

kitty1 said:

Agent said:

 

 

lol are you counting the days to?

 

counting the days! the way im going im counting in YEARS!

 

 

come round to mine soz

 

 

lol,bit far away for me,ill have to stick to

 

 

 

Crap

 

u cant go wrong with a wank anyway

sweet26: LOL... imagine suffocatting someone like that!

how would u explain it too her family or the cops..

"im sorry Mrs.Smith but ur daughter was so good at eating me out i was so wet and wanted more so pushed down so she could give me a right seeing too..and well...the rest is history"

kitty1 said:

sweet26: LOL... imagine suffocatting someone like that!

how would u explain it too her family or the cops..

"im sorry Mrs.Smith but ur daughter was so good at eating me out i was so wet and wanted more so pushed down so she could give me a right seeing too..and well...the rest is history"

 

main reason i perfered to be proped up my pillows or something..and doin the same with her.. that way that doesn't happen... But for some reason I was always treated as a china doll..she said I was fragile so I need worry she'd hurt me.. but all the same if that was to happen I'd have to say it would be funny...

"oh and Mrs.Smith...by the way...ur daughter died with a smile on her face(and that werent all) "

[mrs.smith sobs uncontrollably] "what were her last words?"

 

"hmmm u taste.......then she started heavy breathing so i presumed she was REALLY enjoying it"

 

"mrs.smith dont be sad,at least u can say she had good taste"

 

 

sorry my sense of humour needs a kicking

kitty1 said:

[mrs.smith sobs uncontrollably] "what were her last words?"

 

"hmmm u taste.......then she started heavy breathing so i presumed she was REALLY enjoying it"

 

"mrs.smith dont be sad,at least u can say she had good taste"

 

 

sorry my sense of humour needs a kicking

 

Thats very bad..........

kitty1 said:

[mrs.smith sobs uncontrollably] "what were her last words?"

 

"hmmm u taste.......then she started heavy breathing so i presumed she was REALLY enjoying it"

 

"mrs.smith dont be sad,at least u can say she had good taste"

 

 

sorry my sense of humour needs a kicking

 

so wrong yet so funny...

tis true, so wrong yet so amusing

kitty1 said:

[mrs.smith sobs uncontrollably] "what were her last words?"

 

"hmmm u taste.......then she started heavy breathing so i presumed she was REALLY enjoying it"

 

"mrs.smith dont be sad,at least u can say she had good taste"

 

 

sorry my sense of humour needs a kicking

 

fookin classic!!!!

kitty1 said:

It doesnt bother me but has anyone else noticed the amount of 'straight' girls snogging their girl mates just for attention or cause famous people have done it?

i just fink women love women