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found a little cage in the corner of our sitting room with a rat in it. My housem8 it appears is madder than we all thought.

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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Why?

 

Did he turn himself into a rat?

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Mr_Moo said:

Why?

 

Did he turn himself into a rat?

 

no, she is just a little mad, she owns a white rat. Bit weird if u ask me. And she wonders why noone else wants to play with it

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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Your a rat, but no one wants to play with you either.

 

See where im coming from?

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rats are actually the tamest of rodents when pets of course and cleanest my dad has kept a number of rats for years and they are very inteligent to there is certain things u can teach them like u could a dog if they are tame enough and trust u enough they will do it grin.gif

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dani_babyboo said:

rats are actually the tamest of rodents when pets of course and cleanest my dad has kept a number of rats for years and they are very inteligent to there is certain things u can teach them like u could a dog if they are tame enough and trust u enough they will do it grin.gif

 

the thing is tho i cant stop thinking of the time i dissected a rat at school. Was fun. the knife wasnt going through its neck so the teacher told me to use scissors as u get more leverage - came clean off. Stank a bit tho when we opened up its stomach tho.

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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benrostwood said:

dani_babyboo said:

rats are actually the tamest of rodents when pets of course and cleanest my dad has kept a number of rats for years and they are very inteligent to there is certain things u can teach them like u could a dog if they are tame enough and trust u enough they will do it grin.gif

 

the thing is tho i cant stop thinking of the time i dissected a rat at school. Was fun. the knife wasnt going through its neck so the teacher told me to use scissors as u get more leverage - came clean off. Stank a bit tho when we opened up its stomach tho.

 

im sorry but there was no need to put that down. im a great lover of them. pukeface.gif

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dani_babyboo said:

benrostwood said:

dani_babyboo said:

rats are actually the tamest of rodents when pets of course and cleanest my dad has kept a number of rats for years and they are very inteligent to there is certain things u can teach them like u could a dog if they are tame enough and trust u enough they will do it grin.gif

 

the thing is tho i cant stop thinking of the time i dissected a rat at school. Was fun. the knife wasnt going through its neck so the teacher told me to use scissors as u get more leverage - came clean off. Stank a bit tho when we opened up its stomach tho.

 

im sorry but there was no need to put that down. im a great lover of them. pukeface.gif

 

sorry

 

in other news doing experiments on frog leg muscles is fun as well. Apply an electrode to the motor nerve connected to it and watch it twitch.

 

Oh and human knee joints are sick. Especially when they're bout 8 yrs old.

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angryfire.gif stop it else if i see u at tw5 il slap u silly all round the arena and then i will disect u and aply electrode things to your ears and watch ur brain fry grumpy.gif

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dani_babyboo said:

angryfire.gif stop it else if i see u at tw5 il slap u silly all round the arena and then i will disect u and aply electrode things to your ears and watch ur brain fry grumpy.gif

 

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altho that sounds fun for tw5 - there was this time when... (insert horrible story bout pigs trotters, hearts and kidneys)

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benrostwood said:

dani_babyboo said:

angryfire.gif stop it else if i see u at tw5 il slap u silly all round the arena and then i will disect u and aply electrode things to your ears and watch ur brain fry grumpy.gif

 

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altho that sounds fun for tw5 - there was this time when... (insert horrible story bout pigs trotters, hearts and kidneys)

 

will u shut up if i promise to kick u around the arena???

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dani_babyboo said:

benrostwood said:

dani_babyboo said:

angryfire.gif stop it else if i see u at tw5 il slap u silly all round the arena and then i will disect u and aply electrode things to your ears and watch ur brain fry grumpy.gif

 

stopped

 

altho that sounds fun for tw5 - there was this time when... (insert horrible story bout pigs trotters, hearts and kidneys)

 

will u shut up if i promise to kick u around the arena???

 

Truly very sorry and i have stopped now as i've used up all the things i've dissected/seen so far (will post if i've left ne out)

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so either way iv not got to kick u around the arena then.

 

phew thank god for that i didnt want to be missing out on quality dance time

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