Anybody know any better ones?

 

Bored...look what i found:

45. Act naturally

44. Found missing

43. Resident alien

42. Advanced BASIC

41. Genuine imitation

40. Airline food

39. Good grief

38. Same difference

37. Almost exactly

36. Government organization

35. Sanitary landfill

34. Alone together

33. Legally drunk

32. Silent scream

31. Living dead

30. Small crowd

29. Business ethics

28. Soft rock

27. Butt Head

26. Military Intelligence

25. Software documentation

24. New classic

23. Sweet sorrow

22. Childproof

21. "Now, then ..."

20. Synthetic natural gas

19. Passive aggression

18. Taped live

17. Clearly misunderstood

16. Peace force

15. Extinct Life

14. Temporary tax increase

13. Computer jock

12. Plastic glasses

11. Terribly pleased

10. Computer security

9. Political science

8. Tight slacks

7. Definite maybe

6. Pretty ugly

5. Twelve-ounce pound cake

4. Diet ice cream

3. Working vacation

2. Exact estimate

1. Microsoft Works

 

 

These are great, you come out with them and people jus look all confused

'Happily Married'

Don said:

'Happily Married'

 

Don said:

'Happily Married'

 

Impossible....Has to be the number one oxy moron of all time!

Don said:

'Happily Married'

 

can't believe you of all people said that!!

 

posted straight from bored.com huh

a tidy weekend...

 

i think so far they've all been pretty messy.

number one should be: "bill gates"

 

 

 

"airline food" might suck but it's not an oxymoron

 

alasdair

 

god you must be bored! and oxymoron is one word